Who is Bernie Sanders? | Late Night Crew 2/19/19

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Bernie Sanders announced today he will be running for president in 2020. This means we will have yet another 2 years of memes and laughter at who is otherwise a massive failure already. Bernie will not and cannot win. Not only did GEOTUS promise we would never become a socialist country, but the DNC screwed him over. That is what happens when you don't participate in chicken sacrifice and Moloch worship! 🐔😈

Bernie is not the nice guy he seems to be. His ideologies are deeply rooted in Marxist philosophy - the same thinking people like Stalin and Pol Pot used to kill tens of millions of people.

The following list is an overview of Bernie's life and what others have reported about him.

Who is Bernie?

A Total Freeloader

  • Went to University of Chicago and still failed! Made no living for 40 years and his first paycheck was a government check.

  • “I never had any money my entire life,” - Sanders, 1985

  • Spent most of his life as angry and radical. He thinks he deserves the power to run your life and your finances -- “We will raise taxes;” he confirmed Monday, “yes, we will."

Absolute Failure

  • Sanders took his first bride to live in a maple sugar shack with a dirt floor, and she soon left him... Then he was unemployed...Then he had a child out of wedlock.

  • He tried carpentry but could barely sink a nail. “He was a shi**y carpenter,” a friend told Politico Magazine. “His carpentry was not going to support him, and didn’t.”

  • Was arrested in 1963 during the Chicago "Willis Wagons" Protest.

  • Allows Black Lives Matter protesters to take over his speech!

Very Disturbing

  • He wrote about "masturbation and rape” and other crudities for $50 a story. He drove around in a rusted-out, Bondo-covered VW bug with no working windshield wipers.

  • Bernie Sanders wrote an essay in which a woman fantasizes about being "raped by three men simultaneously."

  • He was "always poor" and his “electricity was turned off a lot.” Friends described him as a slob who kept a messy apartment.

Hates America, Terrible Senator

  • The only thing he was good at was talking … non-stop … about socialism. “The whole quality of life in America is based on greed,” he said. “I believe in the redistribution of wealth in this nation.” (<------Total Marxist)

  • Bernie still ranks as one of the poorest members of Congress.

  • He lists no assets in his name. All the assets provided in his financial disclosure form are his second wife’s. He also has as much as $65,000 in credit-card debt.

Evil Person

Make sure to share this information with people you know, folks. We have hard work ahead of us to defeat the brain-dead leftists that keep trying to ruin our country. 2020 is nearing and we need to stick together. The socialist slime must be exposed!

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